Hydrate or Die Hat

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$30.00
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$30.00
Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 44 reviews
44 Opinions from Randos
Classic trucker hat with embroidered patch on the front. This first run is limited to 250 of each hat. If you miss out on the first batch, you can preorder one for the limited second release that ships in 2 weeks.

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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 44 reviews
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Reviewed by Christopher H.
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Rated 5 out of 5

keeps me warm

Keeps my cold heathen head warm

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Reviewed by Jason D.
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Rated 5 out of 5

(De) Hydrate or Die

This hat is uncomfortable and feels like one of those cardboard crowns you used to get at that crappy burger place with the King. You know which one I'm talking about. The only reason I ordered this hat was for the sweet and edgy designs. At least it protects my bald head from the harmful radiation emanating down from the sky and getting a sunburn. 7/10 would buy again!

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Reviewed by Baylor G.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Death taste good

Love the water, love the merch! This company is the best!

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Reviewed by Tyler J.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Great hat

It's a hat that reminds me to hydrate or die. Can't complain

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Reviewed by William Q.
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Rated 4 out of 5

Amazing quality

I never get to wear hats. The reason is how gigantic my head is. I have to wear the hats on its last button so it doesn't squeeze my head but I have worn this hat it everyday since. Im just worried if I booger up the only button I have I won't get to use my stellar hat. I'd just buy another but i wish had something that would fit my enormous head. Thank you guys again

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