Country Club Membership

Regular price
$125,000.00
Sale price
$125,000.00
Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 50 reviews
50 Opinions from Randos
One time cash fee for membership. Or you can waive the cash fee and sell your soul instead to become a member.

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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 50 reviews
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Reviewed by Spencer
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Rated 5 out of 5

Sold my soul and murdered my thirst

For years I’ve been trying to pawn my soul off, finally was able to get someone to take it! Bonus got a sweet shirt and was able to murder my unquenchable thirst!

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Reviewed by Austin W.
Rated 5 out of 5

Yeah My Soul Is Worth Water

I took a hard look in the mirror and debated if I should pay $125,000 or sell my soul. I then realized having a soul is overrated anyway.

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Reviewed by Tyler
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Rated 5 out of 5

Who Needs A Soul

I’ve never thought I was the country club type until I joined the LD one! They keep ya in the loop on new stuff without being annoying about it and ya get a free shirt!

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Reviewed by John N.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Just wow!

Amazing experience! And virtually painless… the best tasting mountain fresh water I’ve ever had!

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Reviewed by Eric Lopez
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Rated 5 out of 5

To be the 69th weirdo

This water is brilliant murdered my thirst extravagantly def worth selling my soul

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