This BILL OF SALE FOR ONE ETERNAL HUMAN SOUL dated ________________________ is executed and delivered by ________________________ (the “Seller”), to LIQUID DEATH, a Delaware corporation (the “Purchaser”).

WHEREAS, pursuant to the Agreement, the Seller has agreed to sell, transfer, convey, assign and deliver to the Purchaser the human and undying soul of _____________________ (the “Eternal Soul”) for all of eternity.

NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of FREE MEMBERSHIP INTO THE LIQUID DEATH COUNTRY CLUB and other good and valuable consideration, the receipt and sufficiency of which are hereby acknowledged, the Seller hereby agrees as follows:

  1. The Seller hereby sells, transfers, conveys, assigns and delivers to the Purchaser, its successors and assigns, to have and to hold forever, all right, title and interest in, to and under the Eternal Soul.
  2. The Seller hereby covenants and agrees that it will, at the request of the Purchaser and without further consideration, execute and deliver such other instruments of sale, transfer, conveyance and assignment, and take such actions as the Purchaser may reasonably request to more effectively transfer, convey and assign to the Purchaser, and to confirm the Purchaser’s rights to, title in and ownership of, the Eternal Soul and to place the Purchaser in actual possession and operating control of the Eternal Soul.
  3. The Seller hereby irrevocably constitutes and appoints the Purchaser, its successors and assigns, as the Seller’s true and lawful attorney, with full power of substitution, in its name or otherwise, and on behalf of the Seller, or for its own use, to claim, demand, collect and receive at any time and from time to time the Eternal Soul, and to prosecute the same at law or in equity and, upon discharge thereof, to complete, execute and deliver any and all necessary instruments of satisfaction and release.
  4. The Seller, by its execution of this Bill of Sale, and the Purchaser, by its acceptance of this Bill of Sale, each hereby acknowledges and agrees that this document shall be legally binding and commit the Eternal Soul to Purchaser to the ends of the earth and for the rest of time (including, without limitation, any applicable afterlife, reincarnation or similar post-mortal existence).

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Seller and the Purchaser have caused this instrument to be duly executed under seal as of and on the date first above written.

Liquid Death:


Title: General Director



Name: ________________________


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